Showing posts with label 2011 Fear This Beer Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2011 Fear This Beer Awards. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

2011 Fear This Beer Awards


2011 "Fear This Beer" Award Nominations - In a particular order: #5 Double Take IPA- Don't remember what it tastes like. Pairs well with GHB, Rohypnol or any other Roofies. #4 Coors Light - resembles watered down mule urine, pairing well with horse shoes and cow tipping. The upshot: it's better than DayQuil. #3 Vick's DayQuil - Syrupy lambic lacking carbonation unless shaken vigorously. Pairs with Green Tea and Chicken Soup. #2 Redneck Premium Beer - Tastes like soapy sewer water, pairing with cheap Russian Vodka, a Colt .45 and a single hollow point bullet.  And the winner at #1: Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale: A schizophrenic train wreck of beloved dignitaries, pairing perfectly with Clozapine and a straitjacket. There you have it!