2011 "Fear This Beer" Award Nominations - In a particular order: #5 Double Take IPA- Don't remember what it tastes like. Pairs well with GHB, Rohypnol or any other Roofies. #4 Coors Light - resembles watered down mule urine, pairing well with horse shoes and cow tipping. The upshot: it's better than DayQuil. #3 Vick's DayQuil - Syrupy lambic lacking carbonation unless shaken vigorously. Pairs with Green Tea and Chicken Soup. #2 Redneck Premium Beer - Tastes like soapy sewer water, pairing with cheap Russian Vodka, a Colt .45 and a single hollow point bullet. And the winner at #1: Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale: A schizophrenic train wreck of beloved dignitaries, pairing perfectly with Clozapine and a straitjacket. There you have it! 
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