Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale

Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple Ale - 5.6% abv. Wait...Doughnuts? Bacon? Maple Syrup? A Pepto Bismol Bottle? This is like a schizophrenic train wreck of beloved dignitaries. I like bacon. Perhaps if we could keep adding things like a slize of pizza, chocolate cake, and Justin Bieber it will all be better again and not seem like such a novelty. I could go for gummy bears. Oh my, why is he squeezing a tiny pig? Got any Clozapine? Why are you still reading this?
Beer Bloggles Score: 75 (mainly for the Rogue-Novelty factor)